Plain Talk

TOKYO NOTICE BOARD 10 JUNE 2016

Tasty Japanese food: Will want to avoid? by Olga Kaneda


Before coming to Japan I was a vegetarian. A vegan, to be precise; and now here I am, stuffing my face with nama choko crepe, cheesecake and a brownie, washing them down with ice matcha latte from Lawson. I keep telling myself that they are all tiny and therefore count as a one full-fledged dessert, but deep in my mind I know that this is very, very bad and I don’t know how to put an end to this. I really don’t.

Of course I stopped being vegan before I actually came to Japan, not just because I encountered delicious foods like yakiniku, okonomiyaki, takoyaki and karaage. Anyway, about two years ago I was happy that I started eating meat, eggs and fish again. It had broadened my horizons and now I know fancy fish names like splendid alfonsino (kinmedai) and how yummy squid ink fried rice (ikasumi chahan) is.

But the real problem is not the carbs, and not even the sodium, which is found in enormous quantities in such supposedly healthy foods as miso, umeboshi and noodles. It is the flavor and taste enhancer MSG, which stands for monosodium glutamate. I was taught by my mom that it is a vile substance and we should avoid it at all costs. On the contrary, Japanese people admire it tremendously and add practically everywhere. Imagine my shock when I found out that glutamate is the reason why umami (one of the basic tastes in Japan) came into existence? My Japanese husband firmly believes that there is nothing bad about consuming MSG every day and that it has nothing to do with his blood test results. Ignorance is bliss, indeed.

Please don’t bring the umami culture to Europe! I am aware that glutamate is already used there, but still… I don’t want my family back there to stop loving simple foods and become gourmets like me. It goes without saying that Japanese people will never become fat even if they consume all that sugar, carbs, meat, sodium etc. But take a look at Japanese kids and you won’t be that optimistic any longer.

For the record: I want to scream every time someone exclaims: 《Japanese diet is the healthiest in the world! How on Earth did you manage to get fat?》

日本に来る前、私はベジタリアンだった。正確に言うとヴィーガン(完全ベジタリアン)。でも日本にいる私はナマチョコクレープ、チーズケーキ、ブラウニーを口一杯ほうばり、ローソンのアイスマッチャラテで流し込む。全部ちっちゃいけれど、動物性食品デザート一皿とカウントしようと自分にいいきかせながら、これは絶対、絶対いけない行為だと心の底で知りながら、やめられるだろうか。やめられない。

もちろん、来日前に私はヴィーガンでいることをやめた。やきにく、おこのみやき、たこやき、からあげといったおいしい食べ物に出会ったからというだけではない。とにかく、2年ほど前からまた、肉、卵、魚を食べ始めた。こうして食の幅が広がり、うまい『きんめだい』やおいしい『いかすみちゃーはん』の味を知る事となった。

しかし健康食品と思われているみそ、うめぼし、そば/うどんに大量に含まれる炭水化物でなく、ナトリウムでもでもなければ、化学調味料であるグルタミン酸ソーダこそが本当の問題だ。母から有害物質だから絶対口にするなと言われてきた。反対に日本人には欠かせず、何にでも使われている。うまみ成分がグルタミンだと知った時の私の驚きがおわかりになるだろうか。日本人の夫は、頑にグルタミン酸ソーダを毎日口にしてもなんら問題ないし、彼の血液検査の結果と何ら関係がないと考えている。知らない事はいいことだ。

ヨーロッパにうまみ文化を持ち込まないでほしい! グルタミン酸ソーダがすでに使用されているのを知っているが、ヨーロッパの家族が私のようにグルメにならず、簡素な食事で満足したままでいて欲しい。日本人はこんなにも砂糖、炭水化物、肉、ナトリウム等を口にするのに太らないと言われているが、日本人の子供を注意してみると将来について楽観的ではいられない。

念のために記しておくと、誰かが「日本人の食事は世界中でもとってもヘルシーなのに、一体全体どうしてあなたはそんなに太ったの?」と声高に非難しようもんなら悲鳴をあげたい。

 

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TOKYO NOTICE BOARD 10 JUNE 2016

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Tokyo Voice Column

TOKYO NOTICE BOARD 10 JUNE 2016

Take Your Shoes Off Please by Dean Mejia

One of my favorite things about living in a Japanese home is that you are forced to/required to/strongly encouraged to take off your shoes before walking through. After I got used to this system I started feeling disgusted by my friends back home who walk outside on the streets picking up pee and poo particles on the bottoms of their sneakers and then drag the dirt throughout their homes without a care in the world.

I love this new cleaner way of life. Still, not all is perfect. In the Winter time, I am very careful in making sure that I always layer up properly in an attempt to keep the cold from reaching my skin. I wear double coats, triple socks, etc. This process of mummifying myself with clothing takes a few minutes and it always makes me pretty non-flexible by the time I’m ready to exit my home.

This makes it extra annoying then when, after already putting on and tying up my footwear, I remember that I forgot my debit card on the bed or I get the sudden urge to use the restroom. I don’t want to go through the whole process of removing my boots just so that I can take care of business (remember it’s difficult to bend down or kick them off because of all of my layers). I can’t go back to walking through my home with my boots on though. I would be spreading filth all around.

Depending on how badly I need what I forgot to bring with me, I’ll either (A) struggle enough to remove one boot and then just do a one-legged hop to whatever I need to reach; (B) keep my footwear on and if I can, try to reach my goal in 2-3 long strides (I have long legs and I rationalize that the quick steps won’t have me dirtying the floor as much); or (C) just forget about what I left behind and try to come up with an alternative solution while on my journey.

I would suggest that to avoid being placed in similar difficult situations you should always try to live in a place with the bathroom located near the exit. Also, consider slip on shoes instead of those with laces.

日本の暮らしで一番気に入ってる点は、家に入る前に靴を脱ぐ事だ。このスタイルに慣れた僕は、国に帰ってから、外出時に道に落ちている犬のふんとかをスニーカーの裏にくっつけたまま、気にもかけず泥をなすりつけて室内を歩き回る友人が気になり始めた。

僕はこの清潔な生活スタイルが大好きだ。まだ、完璧とはいえないが。冬には、冷気が肌に直接当たらないように防寒着をきちんと身につける。コートは2枚羽織るし、靴下は3枚重ねで履く。このようにミイラのように重ね着するには手間と時間がかかるので、家を出る頃には、融通がきかなくなる。

靴を履いて靴ひもを結んで準備万端整った時はいっそうやっかいだ。デビットカードをベッドに置いたままだったと気がついたり、突然トイレに行きたくなったりした事がある。せっかく履いたブーツを脱ぐなんてやっかいだし、着膨れしたまま身体を曲げるなんて困難だ。しかしブーツを履いたまま家の中を歩くなんてごめんだ。家中に汚ない泥が飛び散ってしまう。

僕が忘れ物をどれほど必要としているかにもよるが、僕が取るべき行動は以下のいづれかだ。(A)片方だけブーツを脱いで欲しい物のある場所までピョンピョン飛んで行く。(B)ブーツを履いたまま、できるだけ足を延ばして、2、3歩で欲しい物がある場所まで行く。(A)欲しい物はそのまま忘れたおき、代わりの物で済ます。

こうした苦境に陥らないためには、入り口近くにトイレがある家を探して住んだり、靴ひもを結ばなくてもいいスリッポンのような靴を履く方がいいだろう。


 

Strange but True

TOKYO NOTICE BOARD 10 JUNE 2016

Dream Wedding... at Mickey D's?!

Remember going to your friend's birthday party at Mickey D's? Bride Louise "never had a Mickey D's party as a child" so she wanted to hold her wedding reception in a special place... that's right, at Mickey D's! This fast-food Mc-lovin' couple celebrated tying the knot with a very happy meal...a wedding breakfast at McDonald's. The couple invited their guests to a Mickey D's restaurant. Originally this idea was suggested by her three-year-old daughter when Louise asked her where she should have her wedding party, and she suggested to have it at Mickey D's. Since Louise never had a Mickey D's party as a child she thought she would have her own at long last. Louise's sister even created an amazing wedding cake, designed to look like a MickeyDs burger. A Big Mac meal with extra sauce and pickles was decided as the menu to mark the special day. The fast food restaurant offered to close half of the restaurant and even decorated the inside of the building free of charge.

Problems? Let me think with my two brain cells!

New research made a new discovery that snails might have just two brain cells. Sure, they are not rocket scientists and are not known for their quick thinking, however snails can make complex decisions using their two brain cells. One cell tells the mollusc if it is hungry or not while the other lets it know when food is present. Lead researcher Professor George Kemenes from the University of Sussex said: “Our study reveals for the first time how just two neurons can create a mechanism in an animal’s brain which drives and optimises complex decision-making tasks" “It also shows how this system helps to manage how much energy they use once they have made a decision. “Our findings can help scientists to identify other core neuronal systems which underlie similar decision-making processes. This will eventually help us design the ‘brains’ of robots based on the principle of using the fewest possible components necessary to perform complex tasks.” If two brain cells can do complex things like integrating information about both its external environment and internal state, imagine the things humans could do if we used all our brain cells!

 

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